79 Best Laptop Computer or PC Names (Curated & Ranked) + Generator

April Marcom
11/09/2022
Yougn woman using a laptop

According to most historians, the first mobile laptop was the Osbourne 1, released in 1981. It weighed over 24 pounds and came with a $1,795 price tag.[1]

Today, people use laptops everywhere for everything, from gaming to banking to school to work.[2]

Not only are they the best choice if you need a PC on the go, but they’re also great energy and space savers.

In addition, laptop computerss hold higher resale values over time than desktop computers.[3]

If you’re attached to your computer 24/7, you might want to give it a cool name. We have the list of options below, whether you’re looking for a funny name or something more professional.

You’ll also find a name generator and ideas for creating your own names below the list.

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    Mystery Machine

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    Lord of the Files[4]

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    Lord of the Pings[4]

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    The Data Collector

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    Creation Station

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    Pandora's Box[5]

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    My Precious

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    Dr. Data

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    Beatbox 2.0

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    Weapon of Mouse Destruction

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    Gone With the Windows[4]

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    Click Bait[6]

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    No More Mister Wi-Fi[7]

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    Charlotte's Web-site[4]

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    All Bark No Byte

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    Big Mac

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    Everyday I'm Bufferin'[7]

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    Aristotle

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    Whaddup, Chromie?

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    Connecto Patronum[7]

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    Mini-Boss

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    Iron Man

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    Cyberspace Ranger

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    Hardcore Processor

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    Mega Playa

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    Three Little Gigs[4]

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    Mad Hacker

    as in the Mad Hatter

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    Geeky Clean PC[6]

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    Alphabot

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    Ghost Writer

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    Apple of my Eye

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    Apex Analytics

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    Phoenix[8]

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    Technopolis

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    Mac Attack

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    Cookie Monster

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    Appley Ever After

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    Call of the Wild Web[4]

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    The Webmaster

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    A Tale of Two CDs[4]

    a play on “A Tale of Two Cities”

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    Go Go Router Ranger[7]

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    Duke of URL[7]

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    The Mousetrap

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    Socrates

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    Alpha Einstein[8]

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    'Disk'o King/Queen

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    Bits and Bytes[6]

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    Where the Wild Pings Are[7]

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    Reboot Rebel

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    Information Superhighway Explorer

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    Record Crusher

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    Tech Tactics

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    The Terminator

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    Matrix Master

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    Overload Overlord

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    Night Coder[6]

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    Media Master

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    Seize the Data

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    Quantum Mechanic

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    Super Shifter

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    Daring Developments

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    Hacker Tracker

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    AI Boss

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    Mini Mac

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    Blogger Bot

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    Space Station

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    Encryption Specialist

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    Piracy Puncher

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    Chatter Bot

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    1,001 Arabian Bytes[4]

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    [Cool adjective] to the Core

Laptop/Computer Name Generator

How to Create Your Own Laptop Names

You might want to choose a more personalized name for your laptop.

After all, laptops, like their owners, come in countless different styles with their own purposes and capabilities.

Keep these tips in mind when brainstorming your laptop’s name.

  • What are your favorite things? This could be your favorite pastime, location, music genre, food, etc. Whatever your favorite thing is, it may offer you the perfect inspiration for what to incorporate into your laptop’s name.
  • What’s the primary purpose of your laptop? If you use your laptop for gaming 99% of the time, you might want to take inspiration from your favorite game or username to create something like “Highly Hypnotic’s Online Portal.” If your laptop’s intended for business or education, you might use words associated with your specific activities and goals to generate your name, such as “Fashion Finder 2.0” or “Stock Market Specialist.”
  • What’s the desired tone? A cutesy laptop name is likely not one you’ll consider if you’re looking for something serious or edgy. Deciding first on the general tone you’re looking for will make it easier to choose a name that works for you.
  • Consider acronyms. If you want a short laptop name and one which only you know its true meaning, consider using an acronym. If you want to name it something like “Super Secret Spy Alliance,” you could simply call it SSSA, and no one would be the wiser.
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